I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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