OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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