thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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