Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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