Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
