I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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