i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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