did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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