oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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