who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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