I showed him my bush... on skype.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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