isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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