i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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