Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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