he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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