U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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