return my video game
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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