we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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