I just saw a hot homeless man
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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