it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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