so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You can't special order awesome
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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