How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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