bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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