You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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