It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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