YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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