Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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