what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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