Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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