Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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