I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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