Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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