Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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