I think I am morally bankrupt
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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