It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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