He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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