singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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