I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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