so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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