I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I did not marry a roomba.
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