he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
