And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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