i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize