i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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