so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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