wanna go halves on a baby?
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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