I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My breasts were aching with rage.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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