I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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