That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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