Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Randomize
