the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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