Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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