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(651): View more from Minnesota

So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...

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(317): View more from Indiana

sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.

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(740): View more from Ohio

your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.

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(210): View more from Texas

The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.

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(312): View more from Illinois

THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL

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