May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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