i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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