dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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