Do you still have your period?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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